Cartoon Disassembly 101
Session 9: The Final Burial of Pokemon

[And finally...]

*evil giggle rising to evil manical laughter with a fire raging in the background*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Ummm...... it looks like the professor's done completely lost it again....

-- The Management--

Do me a favor and shut the hell up!!  I HAVE RETUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNED!!!!

That's right!!  I'm back..... and after watching the latest episode of Survivor, I gotta say that the black guy on there was nothin' but a PUNK.... ASS......... BEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.... to confront the problem I had with Pokemon, I was unfortunate enough to watch the latest episode this past Saturday, and something was completely confirmed for me.

This show promotes sex with animals!!!!  And I say this with the strongest evidence yet!!

When the idiots of Team Rocket captured Pukachu, the idiot boy made this EXACT statement: "Pikachu has been with me from the very beginning.  He's MORE THAN JUST MY BEST FRIEND!!"

If that ain't sayin' nothin'.... I don't know what does!!

And with that, I put Pukemon to the grave!!!

Next week, I return with my full destructive force.  And I assure you.... no... I guaran-damn-tee it's gonna be a tree burner.... oh wait.... that's already happening.

You see what happened when the professor looses his mind?  Forests go ablaze!!! 
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach that man how to fish and he'll steal your secret fishing hole =^o^=