Aight, y’all get ready to feel the power of… CORRUPTION!!!!!!!! That’s correct germs and germmets it’s a new feature coming soon to Club Ninja 2.0, the only problem with this is that Mani will have no control as to what is said in this one, for the most part.

What I have planned in here is the absolute destruction of our favorite cartoons we grew up watching as a kid from the 60s, 70s, 80s, a few of the 90s and some from now. But the main focus will be the old school stuff, cause mainly anyone under the age of 21 have no clue as to what good cartoons were all about… they’re all stuck on the rejects of crap that shouldn’t have been made in the first place (what Type O’Crap is Spongebob Squarepants anyway?), or are recycled stuff from Japan that they figured would sell well cause American kids are stupid and gullible and we’ll give them stuff that’s almost 10 years old (Pokemon anyone? Can we say just about any of the Anime Series on Cartoon Network?). And they’ll never know the difference. However, before that, I must give props to the one channel for keeping the old school alive and well: Boomerang from Cartoon Network.

*Throws up the fist in moment of silence*

Now as I said, the purpose of this website will be the total break down and destruction of all the cartoons others and I held dear as a child including: GI Joe, Transformers, Thundercats, Looney Tunes, Smurfs, Flintstones, Space Ghost, The Superfriends (that’s right), Go-Bots (new to the listing), Scooby Doo, and the list can go on and on. But it won’t… for now. All I’ll say ladies and gentlemen (and I use the term rather loosely) is to be afraid… be very afraid. And I’ll give you this warning right now, so that when you start reading the posts you can’t say that I didn’t warn you and let you know. Yes I know I am destroying a childhood institution of Weekday and Saturday Morning Classics… but that’s the whole point to have some fun and to also make you think about things in a different light (what very little there is with this as it). It’s actually gotten to a point where I was talking about this with some friends over dinner and we had people listening very attentively to our conversation and they were getting very pissed over what we were saying. Oh well. But as I said before… Ye Have Been Warned. Enter in these hallowed halls of hell at your own risk.