Messages From 2005
[As told by TC]
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No matter your work ethic, he who kisses the most ass
gets the promotion.

Take the high road if possible.  Take the low road if
necessary.

Vengeance may leave emptiness in the end, but it give
a sense of great satisfaction while it is being
carried out.

More people hang out at Wal-Mart than at DisneyLand.

I need sex regularly.  A dry spell makes me psychotic
(when Miriam was pregnant)

If you live under someone else's roof you have to
abide by their rules, but that doesn't mean you have
to like them.

I really need to get a replica lightsaber.

Microsoft still sucks.

A machine will only do what it's programmed to do.  If
that isn't working, I suggest getting a new user.

Good can come out of even the worst situation.

Wal-Mart customers have got to be the single-most
largest group of idiots on the planet.

Sometimes it's good to watch others suffer; especially
if you know they deserve it.

Never trust a pretty woman that hits on you.

If there's no challenge involved, I don't want it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in
large groups.

It's the thrill of the chase, not the outcome, that
excites me.

There's a thin line between being kind and being
gullible.  Make sure that others know that you know
the difference.

Remember the hardships that you gave your parents??
Trust me it comes back to bite you in the ass.  Sorry
mom.

Children have a way to make you love them.  Even if at
times you wanna kill em.

Try to respond to a baby's third cry.  It just becomes
screeching after that.