Make Your Own Generic B-Movie Martial Arts Flick!
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The hero, played by...
  a) Eric Roberts,
  b) Billy Blanks,
  c) Don 'The Dragon' Wilson,

... a member of...
  a) a special commando unit,
  b) a martial arts team,
  c) the police force (but tends to do things his own way),

... finds himself drawn into...
  a) a tournament
  b) a dark, shadowy society
  c) an underground fighting circuit

... when his...
  a) best friend
  b) partner
  c) trouble-making brother
  d) girlfriend

... is...
  a) kidnapped
  b) killed
  c) beaten savagely

... by...
  a) a mysterious organization that has just come onto the scene,
  b) a former comrade,

... and the only one that can help him is...
  a) an old, wise martial arts master
  b) another former comrade
  c) a mysterious stranger

... that has lost his will since...
  a) the death of his son/daughter/family member.
  b) becoming an alcoholic.
  c) he knows the Big Bad Guy (hence now forever to be known as the BBG), and could do nothing to help him when they were friends.

Our hero eventually receives the training that he needs to do his thing, be it shaking up the BBG's operations around town, competing in the tournament, or what have you. At any rate, the BBG discovers who the good guy is, and an ambush, led by the head-henchman, who is played by...
  a) James Lew
  b) Bolo Yeoung
  c) Al Leung
  d) Mathias Hughes
  e) a generic white guy with some sort of European accent, generally English
  f) some strange, freaky woman with HUGE implants

... takes place at...
  a) the dojo (which will get burned to the ground afterwards).
  b) a local bar.
  c) a nearby parking garage.

Our hero escapes, but barely, and finds himself recovering at some safe location. There are moments of doubt, followed by moments of intense preparations, and soon the hero feels that he is ready to finish things. This happens, but not before the hero has had sex with...
  a) the shy daughter of his master.
  b) the spunky, stand-offish girl that has been offering help all along.
  c) the sexy female assassin that really works for the BBG, and who will be killed when she returns to him, since she could not bring herself to kill the hero.

Our hero and company decide that it is time to force the final conflict, and so they discover that the BBG is located at...
  a) a supposedly abandoned warehouse where he ships out drugs.
  b) a techno club.
  c) a strip club.
  d) a big corporate building with a nice rooftop, suitable for a final showdown.

Several fights take place, as our hero tears through most of the extras with no problem. However, there is one guy that gives him a bit of trouble because he...
  a) has a very unique fighting style.
  b) fights in a room that is either really dark, or has a strobe light.
  c) wields a really nasty weapon of some sort.

Soon, the hero runs into the main henchmen, and the two go at it. What makes this fight more difficult is the fact that...
  a) the location is now on fire.
  b) lesser henchmen keep interfering.
  c) during the course of the last couple of battles, the hero has gotten shot. Minor flesh wound, true, but still enough to cause problems.

Once the main henchman has been dispatched by way of...
  a) accidental impaling,
  b) falling through a window,
  c) a broken neck,
  d) one brutal-nasty spin kick,

... the hero proceeds to corner the BBG, who admires and acknowledges the hero's skills and...
  a) offers him a job in the organization.
  b) offers him a job in the organization.

The hero refuses and begins to walk away, saying that he'll let the police handle the situation. The BBG then attacks from behind with a...
  a) gun,
  b) large-bladed object,

... but whiffs the attack big-time. The BBG then proceeds to beg for his life, but is then dispatched in some way, fashion or form by the hero. The ending sequence may vary a bit, but essentially, that's how things go down.