- Let a hot goth girl take advantage of me.
[OK, not so much of a mission as a strong desire. Moving on... ]
- Learn to say "Where the white women at?" in Klingon.
[And to those that ask why, I simply say "Why Not?"]
- Auction off a bottle of Jolt for something random.
[Hey, I've heard of people getting some RANDOM offers for some Jolt at Dragon*Con. And hell, we've already got a couple of cases ordered. Let's see what the strangest offer is.]
- Beat someone/get beaten with a foam sword.
[I haven't had good foam sword combat since I was up in Ohio visiting Bart and the boys.]
- Get a picture with a bunch of faeries
[After talking to a few friends of mine, I decided to add a bunch of female faeries.]
- Pick a fight with a pirate.
[Sorry, that's just the ninja in me talking...]
- Make peace with a pirate. Preferably a female pirate.
[...and that's just the pervert in me there. Moving on...]
-Discuss philosophy with a self-proclaimed Jedi
[And if I'm feeling bold, I'll discuss philosophy with a self-proclaimed Sith.]
- Get lessons from a belly dancer.
[Hey, why not?]
- Find Danger Woman, and run like hell shortly thereafter.
[I'm not going through another one of those conversations with her!]
- Find a LARP'er and convince him/her that I'm playing the game too.
[Hey, messing with LARP'ers is always funny in my book.]
- Party hard on Friday night, but be up early enough to check out the parade on Saturday.
[This one will be difficult to say the very least.]
- Get some serious tips on doing fantasy art.
["Excuse me, but what's the proper ratio between the length of a heroine's sword in relation to her cup size?"]
More to be added...